Kay ning undang man ko atong Epic Fail moment nq sa Taxi De Palaw.. Did2 ta magsugod ron guys.. That time guys, maski na palaw kog a little, npatawa q naman c LabLab DreamGirl q. So Win-Win parin kahit wala sa plano. hihi.. As we entered the Gates of Hell, este Gates towards DreamLand. Did2 na nagasugod akong kakulba, taga lakang nq, nagabug-at akong Head and Shoulders ug bali 1/2 kilo bawat step. Aksyon kog lingo2 sa palibot, basig daghan na ungo, I mean Bisita.. Natingala jud q guys kay mga lamisa lng ug lingkuranan ang naa pa sa Gawas. And It was 6pm already.. So medyo nadungagan ang ako kakulba. kay murag ako man ang ma surprise aning Birthdayha oyy. Hasol much akong Feelings, Instant Haggard Face akong peg ato, before we make open2 the Golden Door with Diamond Doorknob.. Kaingon gud kog “”WAIT!!!!”” lingi akong palalabs ug 180degrees oyy. ana cya “”Oh nganu?””, ana daun q “”Wla lagi ayo tao?”” Tubag ug volume 3 c Palanggingging. “”7pm pman magstart””, and I was like “”HUH? akala q 6pm?””.. DreamGirl replied “”hmm, Gs2 naman gud tka mkita ug una, Basig mabusy nq later entertain sa bisita””.. HOLY SWEET SOUND OF LOVE!! OH HA!! Kinsa may di maganahan ana?!! haha DaMoves din pala pag may time c Palangga q oyy..haha. Atras akong Haggard and naHasol na Soul oyy. Gisapian kog Kaluluwa sa KiligMuchKing.. wala gud ko katingog sa sobrang kalipay, na-mute akong not so cute mouth.. and i make close open my eyes, and all i said was “”Talaga?”” with tulon2 laway ng mga 10ml lng awaiting her next reply. and then she said “”Yep, and by the way, u looked Great today “”. WA NA! WA NA! PATYA NLNG Q!! NALANGKAT Akong 12inches na Garter Sa Gi Side-B na Brief! Nag stutter gud q sa akong itubag.. “”Sa-sa-sa-lamat. hehehe”” with HEHEHE pajud. halata ayo q ato that time na Gikilig. with matching sway2 pa sa akong hands around my body. Astang Luoda lagi. hahahaha! ana daun c Bibi DreamGirl “”Ali na, Sulod nta, kay mag-ilis pq, and Can i Ask u a little favor?””.. BAGTING ang word na “”MAG-ILIS PQ”” sa akong EARdrums oyy. ang Pagdungog gud nq kay kato lng “”Ali na, Sulod nta, kay mag-ilis nq””.. THE FUDGE?!!! ana gud daun q “”TARA!”” ana gud daun cya “”huh? sugot ka sa favor?””, PUFFFFF! the magic Dragon!.. katubag gud daun q ug “”What favor?””.. DreamGirl said “”Hmm,I heard kc na marunong ka mag Guitar, pwd kantahan mo Brother q ng Happy Birthday Later?”” and I was like.. WOW!! nag research about me c DreamGirl, and I was ashamed kc, wala prin akong mxadong alam about kay LabLab, for example hobbies nya, and likes. All I knew was, she likes DIMSUM.. LOL!! SO i made up my mind na TONIGHT, THIS NIGHT, I will try to know her more na.. So I replied ng pina Strong and Much Much Confidence. “”Okay No Problem, bsta ikaw Kumanta. “” and she said “”Ayy wag Di aq mxado mahilig kumanta””, YON OH!! 1 down sa Listahan ng ToKNOWherMore List.. then I encouraged her by saying “”Don’t worry, sasabayan namn kita eh “”.. TUA ra! DoTheBulakBulakTalk daun q ato that time.. and She agreed..YEY! happy kid nq ato kalit and I make isip2 gud agad na “”Pakitang gilas jud dapat q krun kay DreamGirl run, Gitikon nato nig Pinahawd ang Gitara, para makakirig cla sa pagkaGilok habang gapaminaw”” AH! BANG! nag Strong q ato oyy. hehe
And then we entered the house.. There I saw ulit c MotherEarth, C UnclePowereinger, and his 2 siblings, The ImportCousins.. As I greeted them respectfully. nagtaka aq kung nasan c DreamBrother-In-Law.. and wala nq napugngan ug ask c MudrangYuta.. “”San po c LilBro-In-Law?””, she said “”Ahh!, he’d be back soon, he went off just to fetch his classmates, friends, and other guest”” DUH! englishan q bay.. Epistaxis man sad tag wala sa time ani oyy. And then Naisip q bigla “”DEARGOD!! may isang Bus pala clang mga bisita, Tabangi q Lord!”” did2 guys, grabe na aq anxiousness.. Ulawon bya jud q na pagkaBugoy.. Ngita daun kog BlindSpot sa ilang house para dd2 rq magtambay and make practice2 the HBD song.. Then Biglang lumapit sakin c DreamGirl “”d2 ka muna ha, bihis lng aq, on the way na kc ang mga Bisita””.. SHET MEMENG BANGS SA KANDENG!! Ning Tindog akong balahibo sa pressure oyy, Gipaningot akong Fingers while ga-Tune sa Gitara. Sabi ni DreamGirl “”Ok ka lng?””, abruptly I replied. “”ha? ayy OO, bkit?””. “”nahalata q lng kc pinagpapawisan kana, mainit ba?”” she said.. and sabi q naman “”Okay lng q **M**, magbihis kana””, and then sabi nya naman “”U sure? Ok, iwan muna kita d2, BRB “”, out of my nervousness, bigla kong nasabi pagtalikod nya.. mga volume 5 “”Bahalag ibilin q nimo karun, Basta mahimong kita Puhon””.. Ashishi. .. nkapanglingi gud c DreamGirl “”Naa kay gsulti?””, SHAKIRA q oyy, pina RoadRunner gud dayon kog ingon na “”Wala, hehehe”” that HEHEHE tlga ba, kalagot tlga that laughter ba, di jud nq na mapugngan pag maipit q sa isa ka sitwasyon, mukatwa q kay pinaHEHEHE jud. haha and then she went up na guys, to make bihis2.. aq naman practice lng ng gitara sa daplin2..
After few minutes, I heard some Cars arriving.. and then naisip q, Ahh Baka cla LilBro-In-Law na yan and the guests.. And I was right on the Spot, Nagdatingan na nga cla! and They were like more than 20 pips.. Kulbaan q oyy, Maski ksagaran mga Bata pa na ka Age ni LilBro, naa man pod mga Tiguwang and Bagets na ning abot.. Aksyon kog ka Werla oyy. Medyo nanginit na aq lawas, gipaningot npod kog ISA ka BASO.. grabe ka nervous q tlga in that corner sa house nila ba. And LilBro-In-Law make takbo2 towards me like 12steps in 5 seconds per 60ft. haha He said something with Hes very cutie cute cute voice “”Hey **R** glad to see you here!”” toinks English npod q ani “”Me too, Happy Birthday LilBro!”” and then I initiated a Hug, then he Hugged back.. and I was really touched by that and in my mind was “”Hohohoho,1 down!,2 more to go >:)”” haha feel nq nkuha na nq ang loob ni LilBro. Feeler lng ang peg! and then he make alis2 na to go sa kanyang mga berks.. After that, Inilabas na nila ang mga foods, drinks, and all.. So I helped to make the preparations, Palakas kunuhay q did2 ba. hihihi.. and Then nag set-up na cla ng speakers,Mic and etc.. Pagkakita nq ato.. Ningbalik tanan kakulba na akong nafeel gnha. Nag bahis2 q sa gawas while ga-wait kay DreamGirl.. feeling the breeze outside the balcony. ihap2 ug stars kunuhay. pampaKill lng ng time ba. hihi. all of the Biglang Sudden, Naay Aktor Ningduol sa akoa.. Pina ana dayon cya sa akoa “”Pre, la lage ka sa sulod?””, ana dayon q.. “”Wala paman gud nagsugod””, ana dayon cya “”ahh, Knsa imo kauban diria?””.. and I replied Proudly with pina Chest out, Chin up!. “”Si **M** (akong DreamGirl)”” hihi.. Reply c MisterAktor ug pinakalit. “”Atik?,Kaila mong **M**?””. tubag dayon ta cyempre para ingnong Maas ba. haha “”OO, Friends mi”” Sakit kaayo Ilitok ang Word na Friend ato guys ba, Hapdos ayo Isulti, murag Bwat Letters sa Friends kay mao pod ang kadaghan sa Blade na mulaksi sa akong not so Cute mouth, pag musulti q ana. hahays.. Ka sad tlaga that word ba. MisterAktor make tubag2 na naman “”Ah I see, Kababata q pala c **M**””, AGUROYPUSOY!! ning bagting ang word na KABABATA sa akoa ba.. Sa walay Pag Thinking Twice.. Paila2 daun q. “”Mao ba, Ako diay c **R**”” shake hands dayon ba, para TEST OF MANLINESS, MisterAktor said while reaching out his hand “”Nice to meet you pre, I’m **C””.. Shake Hands dayon mi, pagkaGunit nq sa iyang kamot, murag ningkatay sa akoa ang electrical Charges pdulong sa akong Brain ba and due to the Evilness Lurking inside of me due to Jealousy suddenly Think na “”Lamia kumuton aning kamota oyy”” HAHAHA Selos c BoyDamgo oyy. ana man jud na db guys? Pag may nararamdaman ka, may karapatan kang mag selos. Tama ba? o Mali? hahaha. Out of Nowhere, Biglang nag Open ang Sliding door, JUSMIYO!!! ang Mi Amores sa akong Life na naka dress ning gawas, Nag SLOWMOTION nsad guys, ingon ani jud cguro ni no? haha maski ako ba matingala. LOL.. While she approached us, time suddenly flew slowly.. Taga Lakang niya ning Sabay akong Heart ug Beat guys!. Pag duol nya sa amoa, ning Smile cya.. KAPIYONG q sa KASILAW sa iyang smile guys, lamangan pang adlaw.. WA NA JUD NI, ntagak na gne akong Brief, murag mtagak naman sad akong ***** ani oyy LOL. gi Breakingan daun nya ug ingon “”U guys knew each other na?”” dali2 daun kog tubag, kay dili q gus2 maunhan. haha “”yep”” OH HA! COMPETITIVE lang ang bugoy. hihi. And then we decided to make Pasok2 na in the House kc mag start na daw ang party.. Pero GUYS! kabalo mo kung knsa iyang Gigunitan pasulod? C MisterAktor!! UGGHH KACHAKET!! Ka hurt q tlga that moment oyy.. Lami ayo Buakon ang Sliding Door. Pero joke lng, GoodDog bya BoyDamgo.. I tried to Calm down, but that Image already Caused a Damage.. Nwalan ako ng gana guys.. Para akong Kaluluwang Gala that time.. So sad tlga ba. As they Walk ahead of me.. Nkapag isip2 din aq that time while ga tingin sa kanila ba. “”Bakit Di q agad napaghandaan to?, Tangaa q oyy,Sa KaSobrang Pretty that LabLab q, bakit d q naicp na meron ding ibang magkakagus2 sa kanya, They looked Close, They Looked Good with each other, nkita nq nga lamang ug Duha ka Baldeng Ligo c MisterAktor, Lamang lng man ni cya ug Jacket sa ako oyy, (nkaPoloshirt lng tawon q)”” Mao na aq ghuna2 ato guys.. But Suddenly nrinig q ang music na ginaplay while ongoing ang party.. “”Don’t Give up on Us Baby””. BOOOOOM! Igo kog Shuriken na gilabay sa Ninja paad2 sa ako Heart! NagStrong q, while Gripping my fist!, sabi q to myself guys!. “”KAYANON nto ni, MASKI DAGANON PA NKO ANG TIBUOK KALIBUTAN, IPASEMENTO NQ ang DAGAT! Basta para kay DreamGirl Kayanon!”” THAT’s IT FIGHTING SPIRIT!! ning gawas akong pagka spartan that time guys.. Pero na shock ghapon q sa Music, Nganu ingon ani man ila gpatug2 sa Children’s Party oyy. haha LOL, di jud nq to makalimtan ba. hahaha
So Mao nto guys, magstart na ang party, We Start off with UnclePowereinger’s Prayer, As usual.. Grabe bya ka Religious this family oyy, with all the Dear Lord, Lord God and Amen(s) talaga. TENENENENEN! It was my time to make impress2 towards the people na, Gitawag mi ni DreamGirl sa Front, kc mag kanta nami ug HPD song.. Mao to guys, I was Ready na, Determined much aq towards my Goal, I helped DreamGirl to prepare, after that we performed na.. As we Performed guys, All-out tlga aq nun, with Smiling2 pa akong nalalaman, In the Middle of that, I caught myself Staring @ DreamGirl while Singing.. She was Really Having fun, Graceful mxado that girl while singing, and I was like “”I really Love This Gurl ba, Must Fight tlga for her na”” NagBOOST akong Confidence to the Highest level guys, After we performed.. I suddenly Said to the Madlang Pips, “”Ehem, Good evening Guys!””, SHAKIRA clang tanan, wala cla nag expect ato, akala nila the End na of the Performance.. tabis ayo cla sa ako.. then I said “”I would just like to personally Tell LilBro over the na Happy Birthday bro, and para sa inyo ni akong Next song”” WHOOOO Ka Strong that guy oyy hahaha That took me a lot of Courage guys.. Grabe na feel nq ang pressure after saying that, and I took a glance kay MotherEarth, and I saw her Smiling and Nodding as if she’s telling me to GO ON!, and I smiled back and started playing the guitar. There Guys! I sang the “”Will you DAMDAM me”” i mean I’m yours by Jason Mraz.. Grabe my Energy that time, Pina tindog pq ato while playing.. Di na lagi mu-ila ug Chair ba. hahahaha Habang kumakanta aq, tinitingnan q ang paligid, Grabe q gud ug DaMoves nun guys, Everytime tlga na ma sabi q ung word na I’M YOURS, kay DreamGirl lng tlga aq nkatingin. hihihi. and Everytime I did that, I saw her Giggle, every smile she make, the steadier my voice become.. naisip q gud na “”Cya ra jud mka pabuhat ani sa akoa ba””, SHY TYPE bya jud q, but in that event, I managed to step up.. and the Piece was Successful.. WHOOO! palakpakan ang madlang pips.. And I was totally Drained out.. But then DreamGirl approached me and Gave me a Glass of Water.. “”Kathoughtful tlga this Girl oyy, Medyo nawala ang Selos na nafeel q that time kc, Her eyes were on me””.. As I reached out the Glass.. I just smiled.. and then she said “”Bilib man sad ta nimo oyy””.. then I replied.. “”Kung NingBilib ka sa akoa, Unsa nlng q sa imoha””. hahaha and she was utterly speechless! but then She just Smiled.. That Smile felt like an Award after my Piece. hihihi
